Woah! That was one of the most insane things I have ever witnessed in my entire life! I was up tinting some windows for Chancellor Palantine’s office, since they had to be replaced after the evil robot General Grievance broke into the building and kidnapped the Chancellor (who was later rescued by the space wizards Obi-Too and Amikin Skystrider). There I was minding my own business, going through the motions of office tinting as usual. That’s when I saw the flash of lights – purple and red.
I peeked through the window and couldn’t believe my eyes as I saw Master Window wielding his famous purple plasma sword, trying to take the Chancellor’s life! Thankfully, Chancellor Palantine seemed to be able to defend himself, using a red plasma sword with incredible grace, especially considering his 65 years! He was doing flips and everything! Truly one of the most amazing things I have ever seen while tinting windows – and I once saw the pope eat a tuna sandwich while I was completing a commercial decorative glass window instalment in the Melbourne CBD.
Thankfully, I was on the further side of the building, away from where the fighting went. One of them swung their plasma blade into the glass of the newly installed window, shattering it right in front of me. I don’t think they noticed me there since I was standing outside the building on a platform. Somehow, Master Window managed to get Chancellor Palantine on the ground, completely unarmed. That’s when Master Skystrider ran into the room! Window and Skystrider argued for a bit, and it sounded like Master Window wanted to take the Chancellor’s life without even a court trial! After that, Chancellor Palantine started shooting lightning out of his hands, but Master Window just deflected it back with his plasma sword! I didn’t know the Chancellor could even summon lightning like that.
After some more arguing, Master Skystrider decided to save the Chancellor’s life by cutting off Master Window’s hand. The Chancellor then used his lightning to throw Window out the window. After that, he said something about Master Skystrider becoming his new apprentice, now known as Dark Invader. It was all a bit crazy – definitely not what you expect when you get asked to do a normal window tinting job!